No dogs allowed!

Being the uppity busybody type that I am, I complained (via interpreter) to the management office of our housing complex about the abundance of dog poop on the kids playground. Other grassy public areas in the complex have "no poop" signs, but not the playground. So I requested similar signs for the playground area.


This is what we got, and it is so delightfully, typically Chinese. Why say "no dogs" in two syllables when you can say it in 15?